I speak runner |
I speak runner |
I speak runner |
Redefine the fairy tale |
Running Princess |
In hell, they only let you decorate with race photos. |
Remember when "chip time" involved dip? |
A world without compression gear |
Yes, I did name my watch. |
Elevation chart, schmelevation chart. |
My foam roller is meaner than your foam roller |
I don't train. I register. |
I run like Phoebe |
My super-power is the ability to run really really far |
For my birthday, I want a new age group. |
If race bling was ugly, I'd be spectating. |
I suffer from plantar fasciphukthis |
$50 running skirt? No problem. |
$100 running shoes? No problem. |
I run away from home 3 to 4 times a week |